moonemojii:

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
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artslay:

You:

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Me:

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deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

lulasnynne:

shoes / giamba ss15

methhomework:

what did i just read

methhomework:

what did i just read

Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

ruinedchildhood:

youngblackjamesbond:

bae—electronica:

I’ll protect you bae. Nobody gonna see your nudes when this go viral!


drake be like…

ruinedchildhood:

youngblackjamesbond:

bae—electronica:

I’ll protect you bae. Nobody gonna see your nudes when this go viral!

drake be like…

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce