when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
shoes / giamba ss15
what did i just read
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
I’ll protect you bae. Nobody gonna see your nudes when this go viral!
drake be like…
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce